That day has arrived. Yes, the realization struck me just 11.01 seconds back. Now I know that I too have it. As my friends have always believed, I possess the knack of blogging. I just felt something knocking inside and that knocking wasn’t by Vinter who wants me to utilize my huge time-base in creative things which he believes I might be good at. So, today, err tonight with sun, moon, me, my love and Manoj as the witnesses, I take the oath to update my blog regularly and that means putting up new posts not anything else(Bafna, please take note). Actually, the point is not what an arbit person means by updating the blog, it is the IUPAC mening of updating a blog which matters.

Now, let me make all of you familiar with my present state of mind. I am a B.tech, 4th semester student in Ghasi department here in KGP. My CG is just below my navel and refuses to go upwards despite the bulge in my upper limbs. I have three class tests lined up in next 31 hrs. and believe me, I am destined to get zero in all three. I am very desperate to have an internship in the coming summers and there is no chance I will get one. I have not been home for more than 100 days which is a record for someone like me who made 6 trips from Trichy to Muzffarpur in Bihar in just 1 year. I have a low attendance in Economics and have a class at 9.30 tomorrow. I am listening to some of the worst Hindi classical songs. I had a very uplifting and demeaning chat with one of the esteemed seniors(not anymore though, sorry to all who understand and have taken pains to read till now) in evening who questions every answer I have and also other things which I am used to considering as my only strengths. Worse, I want to update this blog and worse still, I had a great bhaat chat session courtesy Gtalk with Jhamlaal Budhwa(for the lesser illuminated, he is Rohan Singh-http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=1799341354496561605).

Here it goes::
Rohan:
padh rahe ho?

Pranesh:
nahi

Rohan:
to???

Pranesh:
vin se chat kar rahe hain

Rohan:

k…
lage raho….

waise main bhi tab se nahi padha…

Pranesh:

Sent at 1:24 AM on Tuesday

Rohan:
padhna shuru kiya?

Pranesh:
naa
kisalay se chat kar rahe hain

Rohan:
wah…

Sent at 2:14 AM on Tuesday

Rohan:
mera kon sa no hai…

Pranesh:
last

Rohan:

waise padhne waale ho kya kuchh?

Pranesh:
haan

Rohan:
sahiiiiii………

Sent at 2:15 AM on Tuesday

Pranesh:
bolo saale
tumhara no. aa gaya

Rohan:
arre baap re…
aho bhajna humare…

Pranesh:
ab ka hua?

Rohan:
jo aap chat karne padhare…

Pranesh:

Rohan:
waise jaake padh lo l@#$%…

Pranesh:
ab chalo padhai shuru karen
waise
mera parson yani wednesday ko bhi 2 test hai
muhahahaha
isliye jaachi sute
good nite

Sent at 2:26 AM on Tuesday

Rohan:
waise ye bata ki tumko neend kitne der mein aane waali hai…

Pranesh:
kuch keh nahi sakte

Rohan:
saala tumne mere haath se baat chhen liya/…

Pranesh:
kitab leke baithe to abhi turant
nahi to subah
muhaha

Rohan:
saale sudhar ja…
yaad karo… mcea etc etc…

Pranesh:
sudharing is the process of change
n ny change is encountered by the unwillingness to change
so it ll take time to cahnge
*change
as change is not spontaneous

Rohan:
the unwillingness or urself???
change is spontaneous…

Pranesh:
unwillingness=me, myself

Rohan:
oooooo………

Pranesh:
everything is constant
except change

Rohan:
hat….

Pranesh:
gaab funda
gazab

Rohan:
everything changes…

Pranesh:
no, everything is constant except change
change changes
nothing else

Rohan:
so if change changes then all other things also change…
hence everything changes…

Pranesh:
ya, but thts the beauty of chaange
though everything is constant, jus coz of the hange in change, everything changes
*xchange
*change

Rohan:
this is like… x is a variable…
or x= a+ a variable…

Pranesh:
no no, dont bring maths in philosophy of life

Rohan:
a=const

Pranesh:
x is never a variable, its’ always the 24th alphabet in philosophy

Rohan:
arre this will simplify ur thought process…

Pranesh:
so chnage changes
*change
constant constant

Rohan:
bhak…

Pranesh:
this follows 4m the murphy-green law

Rohan:
bas yahi na buri aadat hai…

Pranesh:
that that is is

Rohan:
chillane lagte ho…

Pranesh:
jo jo hota hai wahi hota hai

Rohan:
ye kya hai???
light girao…

Pranesh:
dekho
dikha?

Rohan:
nah…

Pranesh:
achcha ab dekho

Rohan:
achchha se…

Pranesh:
dikha?

Rohan:

Pranesh:
ek baar fir :dekho
dikha?

Rohan:

Pranesh:
finally dikh gaya

Rohan:
nah….

Pranesh:
dekhe dekhna dekhna hi hota hai
theek usi tarah jaise patel patel hai
sumeet sumeet
loha loha
waise hi dekhna dekhna hota hai
aur jo jo hota hai wahi hota hai
ab dikha?

Rohan:
k/….
haan

Pranesh:
jai dikhna

Rohan:

Pranesh:

Rohan:
veeru…

Pranesh:

maza aa gaya bhaat me
ab chalo padho

Rohan:
main nahi padh raha…
main ab subah padhunga…

Pranesh:
hehee, main bhi nahi

Rohan:

Pranesh:
par padhne ka dhong to karo

Rohan:
k…
:ghonting

Pranesh:

Rohan:
jai padhai…

ab bai…

Pranesh:
ata
*atat

Meanwhile, I had another buzz from another of the esteemed seniors.
Here are the excerpts(which were bloggable after censoring)

Suvrat:
padh le sale

Suvrat Bafna is busy.

Suvrat:
Job nahi lagti ghaasi mein, pata hai naa

Pranesh:
koi fayeda nahi

Suvrat:
abhi tak bahuton ki nahi lagi hai

Pranesh:
waise aapko kaise pata ki hum nahi padh rahe

Suvrat:
jinhone padhai ki unki lag gayi hai
i assumed you must be on phone

Pranesh:
waah, hum bada hoke padhne wale banenge
heheee

Suvrat:
bada hoke?
abhi kya chota sa ho?

Pranesh:
abhi bahut bada hona hai
aur kya

Suvrat:
koi nahi, PhD karna phir, pane saaer prof yahi kiye hain
apne saare*

Pranesh:

Suvrat:
kyun ballab jala riya hai
XXY(name with-held for security purposes) ke under project kar riya hai ki nahi?

Pranesh:
idea aaya bada hone ka
kar rahe hain

Suvrat:
badhiya hai
tum apni virginity loose karne waale ho vats

Pranesh:
baby doll ka naya album niklega usme kaam karenge
wot makes u think i m virgin

Suvrat:
chehre se pata chal jata hai

Pranesh:
ooho

Suvrat:
unless you mean you’ve done it with a boy

Pranesh:
saala, chehra phir dhoka de diya

Suvrat:
agar nahi, toh congrats
mubarak ho

Pranesh:
aaj tak bas mess me nuksaan hota tha

Suvrat:
XXY bahut satisfy hone waali hai
tera toh Ex pakka

Pranesh:
muhahahaha

Suvrat:
and huhau reco bhi

Pranesh:
subject hai hi nahi koi , ex kisme le len

Suvrat:
arey uska bahut pauuwa hai
specially agar tere XXX(again, for security purposes) ko bolegi toh wo oh laga hi dega naa

Pranesh:
waise agle 33 ghante me mere 3 tests hain aur humko sabme 0 aane ki bhavisyawani hui hai

Suvrat:
hmm
koi nahi, magne e bhi kuch nahi hoga

Pranesh:
ab moksha prapt ho gaya hai humko
padho na pdho grades barabar aate hain
jaise ki D aur P
aaur

Suvrat:
hehe

Now, the point I raised about my face giving me dhokha is explained below:-
In the 1st year, I was in MMM hall with Chinmaya, Tauseef, Tejas and Janishar as my mess-mates, i.e, with them, I used to go to mess. What used to happen whenever I wanted a second helping of anything was a constant(Rohan, I told you naa). Everytime, I was rebuffed by the mess staff while all my mates got any number of helpings they wanted. Now, but for Janishar(sorry dude), everyone looks decently handsome in that group of mine. So after a nightlong deliberation(exaggeration at its worst) Chinmaya concluded that its’ nothing but my thobra aur face which fails me at that crucial time when I beg for that little extra.
So, here is my emotional plea to all of you who have read this nonsensical crap, never go by the face for it is not my fault or for that matter, nobody’s fault that I have mirror-cracking looks. Yeah, can’t help it. I just am damn good looking.

Now you people are craving for a conclusion. Here, it is—never go by face value and also, never question my strengths ‘coz by strength, I mean strength by the Murphy-Green law.

Adieu.

P.S: If you have read this and are in no mood to comment, you suck and are increasing my maladies.

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